• Person A: makes a typo
  • Person A: repeats the word with the typo corrected
  • Person B: says the word with the original typo
  • Person A: Shut up
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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#yo

missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

goddess-of-moss:

blacksquares:

callingoutbigotry:

These leafdogs soothe my soul

this is the highest level of wizard

this. is. everything.

orgygami:

logged the fuck in

orgygami:

logged the fuck in

Track Title: "if they were gay it would ruin their character!1!!one!"

daftlypunk:

BUT THAT CHARACTER CANT BE GAY

Track Title: Diva (Bow Down Remix)

Artist: Beyonce

theuppitynegras:

827:

innnit:

*sprints for 40 miles*

*squat thrusts through a brick wall*

*ascends to a higher plane of existence*